Name: Dave Redmond
Alias: “Big Dave”
Age: 31
Age: 31
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 24st 6lb
Habitat:
Local courtrooms; the stands of the Madejski Stadium, on his laptop or in the fridge
Interests:
London Irish, Boxing, Genealogy, Painting, Stand Up Comedy
Strengths:
Persistent. Stubborn. Resolute... makes a mean bacon sarnie.
Weaknesses:
Persistent. Stubborn. Resolute... eats many a bacon sarnie.
Loves:
His wife Lorna and daughter Niamh, his dogs Big Red and The Duke, his family and friends, stand up comedy, London Irish, a good fight, anything with Kelly Brook in it... and the occasional bacon sarnie.
Hates:
Clothes shopping with the wife, changing nappies, bigots, getting spare rib sauce on his chops, Cliff Richard... and salad.
Previous Experience:
A rather flukey bronze Duke of Edinburgh Award, a bit of dog walking in the Highlands... and a one-off cycling escapade 300 miles to Bideford, Devon on his sister’s mountain bike to impress a girl (circa ’97... it was purple not pink.)
Weight: 24st 6lb
Habitat:
Local courtrooms; the stands of the Madejski Stadium, on his laptop or in the fridge
Interests:
London Irish, Boxing, Genealogy, Painting, Stand Up Comedy
Strengths:
Persistent. Stubborn. Resolute... makes a mean bacon sarnie.
Weaknesses:
Persistent. Stubborn. Resolute... eats many a bacon sarnie.
Loves:
His wife Lorna and daughter Niamh, his dogs Big Red and The Duke, his family and friends, stand up comedy, London Irish, a good fight, anything with Kelly Brook in it... and the occasional bacon sarnie.
Hates:
Clothes shopping with the wife, changing nappies, bigots, getting spare rib sauce on his chops, Cliff Richard... and salad.
Previous Experience:
A rather flukey bronze Duke of Edinburgh Award, a bit of dog walking in the Highlands... and a one-off cycling escapade 300 miles to Bideford, Devon on his sister’s mountain bike to impress a girl (circa ’97... it was purple not pink.)
I hear Cliff Richards wants to donate.... what now?
ReplyDeleteIf it's good Cliff (the Young Ones) then fill your boots mate - if it's bad Cliff (the Lord's Prayer) then... lol!
DeleteI will be following your progress next year with intense interest; I might be doing a similar 'stroll' in 2016.
ReplyDeleteWho did your awesome illustration, by the way?
Best of luck, Dave!
Thanks Mark. Let me know how your training and planning goes. As soon as I'm able I'll be getting back on with the training myself. The illustration was done by me largely... glad you like it mate.
DeleteWill do! And I may have to commission you to do one for me when mine comes around!
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